Paste your wallet
Any Solana address. Read-only — we never ask you to sign anything, and there is nothing to approve.
READ-ONLY · NO WALLET SIGNATURE EVER
Paste a Solana wallet. We read the last 100 memecoin trades, score the cope out of 100, and write a roast nobody asked for.
or
We never ask for your seed phrase or private keys. Public addresses only.
How it works
Three panels. No reading required, which is on brand for this audience.
We read the damage
Your last 100 transactions get parsed: every ape, every exit, every bag still sitting at −97%.
You get a number
A Cope Score out of 100, a nickname you did not choose, and a share card for the timeline.
● ON AIR
Hall of Shame
Tonight’s lineup. Real format, invented wallets — yours takes the chair the moment you press the button.
97/ 100
COPE SINGULARITY
“Tombstone Curator”
You are holding 11 coins that are down more than 95% and you call it a portfolio. Your average hold is four months, which is impressive until you learn none of them ever went up. A score of 97 means light cannot escape this wallet.
$COPESCORE
The community coin for this site. It is a joke coin for a joke website — it does not entitle you to anything, it is not an investment, and nobody here is promising it will go anywhere. Buy it only if you enjoy the bit.
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